CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR– Besides chest-thumping fourth-quarter earnings, Goldman Sachs also announced
its bonus pool on Thursday. At $16.2 billion, the total is 20 percent lower
than the firm’s 2007 level but still amounts to an average of just under
$500,000 per employee.
If you’re picky, it’s only $498,000. Since it’s an average, a few people will rake in a lot, lot more and most Goldman employees will make less than half a million. Federal taxes will whittle that down to about $324,000. So what does that get you these days?
Here are our Top 10 things to buy with an average Goldman’s bonus:
10. 3,240 homes in Detroit
Homes are being auctioned off by the local section of Housing and Urban Development for as low as $50, but call it an even $100 per house. You’d buy some goodwill as well as a few real fixer-uppers through this purchase. Coupled with a potential tax incentive for refurbishing homes with green appliances and other energy-saving improvements, you could make a tidy profit – and be well on your way to your own private housing bubble.
9. Four years at Harvard Business School
You already know how business really works. Now spend a few years learning how it’s supposed to work. Harvard currently pegs the total cost of attendance at $76,600 per year, you and a friend could each take a trip through with $18,000 left over for an awesome spring break adventure. [Editor’s note: This section was adjusted to reflect the length of the MBA curriculum.]
8. Five trips around the world
An around-the-world plane ticket to 29 destinations would cost a high-end estimate of $10,000, according to AirTreks.com. Setting aside $50,000 or so to make sure you’re not having to crash in youth hostels, you could outdo Magellan.
7. 40 cars
Forget Bentleys, Beamers and Benzs. It’s the Tata Nano that’s hot. The Indian company says it will introduce the car in the US and the European Union in the near future at around $8,000. Your bonus could have you driving a different one every day of the month, with a few spares in case you prefer driving to dinner in a brand-new car.
6. 16,200 stars
At only $20 a pop from StarNamer, you could name your own chunk of space. If all of Goldman’s nearly 20,000 employees, pitched in, they could control 0.3 percent of the Milky Way. And that’s before negotiating a group discount.
5. Visit to space
Virgin Galactic charges $200,000 for a trip to space. With a lifetime of VIP treatment from Sir Richard Branson to boot, this might be the easiest sell on the list.
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